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Uh, ok there Dave, I mean John, or Christopher!
« Thread Started on Mar 4, 2009, 7:07pm »

Check out this weird and crazy an funny email I received out of the blue:

"Hello, How are you doing today, You are welcome. Nice smile you have thanks for that I'm sure that your life is plenty of great experiences and full of happy moments. Your family must be proud of you, for your word you seem very mature and you have good goals. I was on search of Trust Love but i thank God almighty that find you out for me to contact. I am a young man that understand all things in anytime.

You are welcome to my world sweetie, if only you do not mind.

Name: John Panza
Birth Name: Christopher Maurice Brown
Height: 6' 3''
Sex: M
Nationality: American
Birth Date: January 10, 1980
Birth Place: Plano, TX , USA
Profession: Deal in Gold.
Family: Single
Living:I base almost in West Africa Accra Ghana, just for my Gold business searching.
Faith: Redeemed Christian Church of God.
Also am very honored to have the opportunity to celebrate this remarkable milestone with you.

Sweetie i have some question for you?

What were you like when you were a kid?
When was the first time that you had beer?
What happened?
If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it?
What would your dream house be like?
If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why?
Where�s Waldo?
Do you dream often?
Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey?
What last made you laugh?
Spontaneity or stability?
Do you like kids?
If you wrote a journal entry about our last date, what would it say?
Which do you prefer giving or receiving?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What turns you off?
What is your favorite curse word?
What sound or noise do you love?

Please go on with your life sweetie I'm looking forward to hearing more about you in your respond. Take care. See you, John.

Dave."

Ohhhhhh-kaaayyyy.... 8-)

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